This morning I awoke to find that one or more of my cats had successfully stalked the elusive gold tassel often found clinging to new curtains hanging in bedroom windows. As I slept, the golden tassel was pulled from its safe perch and dragged out to the living room where it was properly mauled. The remains of the tassel were found stashed inside the hunter’s den, which had at one time been a table. Only piles of gold string testified to the existence of this rare beast. Good job, cats.